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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 02-23-2007 at10:20:

  Interviewggk!

With all the big interest in interviews lately, I've decided to include a recent interview of my own in which I interview myself.

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Berger: Tell us, Berger, why are you such a self-important, self-absorbed, arrogant, pretentious, completely over-rated burro who treats other people like dirt unless they're famous?...Oh, wait. I'm sorry, that question was for T-Bone Burnett. Let's start again.

Berger: What?

Berger: Tell us about the new Eddies record.

Berger: 1/4.

Berger: What??

Berger: ©©®@

Berger: ...Um,...maybe tell us about the new Eddies record?

Berger: ... ... ... What was the question?

Berger: Can you please just tell us about the new Eddies record?!

Berger: 1926.

Berger: Pardon?

Berger: PIE!!!!

Berger: ... Ok, look..PLEASE. Just tell us about the new Eddies record?

Berger: ... Ok, look..PLEASE. Just tell us about the new Eddies record?

Berger: What are you doing?!

Berger: What are you doing?!

Berger: Stop that!!

Berger: Stop that!!

Berger: YOU stop it!!!

Berger: YOU stop it!!!

Berger: ... ... ...Look, man, if you'd like to talk about the new Eddies rec-

Berger: Who are the Eddies?


And it went on that way for another 15 minutes until I finally got so angry at myself that I kicked myself in the groin and left the room.

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Posted by SnowMan on 02-23-2007 at10:54:

 

That is the ultimate Berger...with cheese!

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Posted by Lur King on 02-23-2007 at13:12:

  RE: Interviewggk!

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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al why are you such a self-important, self-absorbed, arrogant, pretentious, completely over-rated burro who treats other people like dirt unless they're famous? ...Oh, wait. I'm sorry, that question was for T-Bone Burnett.

do you have a Nashvegas story to go with that last statement

NiCe interView

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 02-23-2007 at14:27:

 

I live in Lubbocggk.

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Posted by Lur King on 02-23-2007 at14:50:

 

you may want to uP DaTe your Bio http://www.danielamos.com/swirly.html

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Posted by peawinkel on 02-23-2007 at16:03:

  RE: Interviewggk!

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Originally posted by Lur King quote: Originally posted by Berger Roy Al why are you such a self-important, self-absorbed, arrogant, pretentious, completely over-rated burro who treats other people like dirt unless they're famous? ...Oh, wait. I'm sorry, that question was for T-Bone Burnett. do you have a Nashvegas story to go with that last statement NiCe interView

That looks like Robert Stack with Baba Wawa

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Posted by Audiori J on 03-04-2007 at03:22:

 

Berger!!!!!!!!

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Posted by baxter on 03-04-2007 at15:33:

 

Great interview, Berger!

You are aware that the gent that T Bone despises in Texas is not you, n'est ce pas? Nevertheless, i think you have got him mad now. i saw this on his website this morning....a new song or sumpin...

"Royale who was loyale robbed a trowel and a towel from some fowl

Joey who was doughy chased David Bowie from Idahoie to Chez Chloe

Dean who was clean had a scene with Woggy...

Lubbockkkkk Texas Lubbockkkk Texas"




i guess he dissed you real good...

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Posted by Josh&etc on 03-04-2007 at17:02:

 

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Berger Roy Al Berger: Tell us, Berger, why are you such a self-important, self-absorbed, arrogant, pretentious, completely over-rated burro who treats other people like dirt unless they're famous?...Oh, wait. I'm sorry, that question was for T-Bone Burnett. Let's start again.

Is there a story behind this? If there is, what is it?

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Posted by bereal on 03-04-2007 at23:04:

  RE: Interviewggk!

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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al .... And it went on that way for another 15 minutes until I finally got so angry at myself that I kicked myself in the groin and left the room.

berger, i thought you left the kicking in the groin to the girl scouts whenever they pantsed you?

btw, whether they do it or you do it yourself, that sounds painful.