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The Swirling Eddies

Spittle & Phlegm


Harvest Rock Syndicate 1990
by Brian Q. Newcomb

You're not going to believe this one, don't try this at home. This is the video your Mom warned you about. Not only do Terry Taylor, Tim Chandler, Jerry Chamberlain and Greg Flesch (groovy rock hair, babe) test the limits of discretion and good taste, they appear to be having a grand time doing it. Not only do you get that rather disgusting clip of "I've Got An Idea", with all the Ed's heads kind of co-mingled together, but you get not one but two tasteless songs from a Holiday Inn Lounge singer, who is truly bad. And when I say bad, I don't mean good. You get an Elvis impersonator, and another singer who appears to be giving Wayne Newton a real run for his money, all in all it's trivial, common and a real hoot. Now, there's that opening segment where Taylor, behind a screen to protect his identity, says that none of the members smoke and then he takes a drag off a filtered number; this is a joke, kids. If you order this one, you've been warned so don't send it back and expect your money back. Also, there's great footage as well of a full on stage DA brawl, filmed at Greenbelt, you got to love these guys. Really you do, it;s a rule, and I should know, I just made it up. Look, you can buy this sucker for $20.00 (includes postage and handling), through Swirling Eddies Spinning Vortex Fun Club, PO Box 20233, El Cajon, CA 92021. Put this on when you're ready for a party to end and drive all your friends away.


Harvest Rock Syndicate 1990
by Brian Q. Newcomb


Translated from English to Japanese, then back to English, with AltaVista's translator

You this which is not tried at the house have not done the fact that this one is believed. This is the video which your mother approximately warned to you. Simply, as for the Terry Tailor, the Jerry Chamberlain, the Chandler of the Tim (the hair of the groovy stone, the babe) as for the Greg Flesch consideration division the limit of the good taste, those magnificient one times it seems that passes the fact that it does that and in order to test. You "are mixed, only my that some disgusting clip a kind of CO of all ed's heads which it has together thought", is not obtained, but, holiday the singer of the lounge of in one two tasteless songs which do not drive are obtained, but, it is bad, not to lie. When and saying a state where I am bad, I am good, it does not mean.

You the impersonator of the Elvis profit, kind of everything which already is given to Newton of the operation Wayne of substance for your that money of the alone singer take that entirely not to be enough, it is the hoot of public land substance. Now, every one of the member who has the start division the tobacco is inhaled, then as for him drag is taken when from a quantity which is filtered separated the tailor of rear of the screen which protects that identity calls; This is joke namely the child. If this one is ordered, you are warned, therefore that the sending return, and do not expect your money. In addition, the length whose perfection of quarrel of the gradual DA is large, being photographed with you of the Greenbelt, the fact that these people are loved was obtained and it is. Actually as for you, it; S rule, I me should know that it forms exactly.

At first glance (includes postage and processing), can this suction cup because of $20.00 buy with the eddy where namely you pleasure club namely the po box 20233, el Cajon of the eddy, turn ca 92021 and eddy. You finish your friend everyone, drive and when preparation of the party does, put in place this.